'Don't Talk Money unless You've Really Seen the Other Party'

Uncle MythMan says ...

I got this email on Big Daddy Network.

nenita64
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Date: 08-31-2008 4:18:28
Subject: From Madam Nenita
Body: From Madam Nenita
OSMEMA AVENUE
LOT 12 LAPU-LAPU
6017 CEBU CITY
PHILIPPINES.
E-Mail:um@yeah

Dear Friend,

I am Madam Nenita Villaran,a native of Philippine nationality, and a divorcee.I would like to have a long lasting and confidant relationship with you,if possible entrusting my life time fortune into your possession,as now I am broken hearted and needs someone to trust,without remembering my past and forsaken experiences from close confidants and family. I need someone, who would take me for whom I am and as a life time partner,after making claims of my deposited life.

Well, from your profile, I believe in me that you ought to be a very honest person.I would like to give you a brief description of my life.I was once the mistress of our President,Mr Joseph Estrada, and during his tenure in office, I was been used as a courier to depositing his funds,but due to the fracas I had with his wife, Madam Loi and her son, Jude,it causes a public embarrasement and people came to know that I hadbeen having an affair with the President.

But, not quite long, I was arrested, together with his wife and son,in connection with the 27th July,2003, failed coup,which I did not have anything to do with, but was alleged that I have been habouring some of the resdessident and arms in one of the villa,bought for me by the resident.But, now, I have been released and I am under security watch and seriously monitored.

All,I wanted from you is to assist me make claims of some funds, I did posited some where in west Afriac, as the other deposits documents are been consficated and seized by the government of Madam Gloria, the President, But,this one is the only one they could not see,as I did kept the documents with one of my close confidant, who was also arrested.

The Amount being deposited is much about Twenty million United States dollars ($20,000 000),as this was the money that was supposed to be used by the President to aquire some properties in America, Europe Asia and Africa.All,I want from you, how is honesty and sincerity,as soon as this money is claimed by you,I will look for a way out and sneaked out of Philippines and travel down to meet you, So we can go into a life time partnership together,in investing this money in your country and anywhere else you prefer.CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFORMATION:email-address@greedy-not-evil.scum

Sincerely yours,
Madam Nenita Villaran

I looked at it and thought, 'You know, I would possibly take a chance on this ... if I had been a friend of President SPAM-SPAM and his mistress. But–as it is–I'm wondering if they'll "throw the Golden Gate in free."