Drunk Man Trapped in Ex’s Chimney


Drunk Man Trapped in Ex’s Chimney

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In Evansville, Indiana firefighters had to tear through a wall and rescue a drunken man who had gotten stuck while trying to climb down a chimney to get into the home of his ex-girlfriend.

Alejandro Valencio was drunk when he got into the chimney at 3:30 a.m. in the morning. The firefighters needed help from the police because his ex-girlfriend, Connie Deweese, blocked the fireplace and wanted them to leave him in there and let him die. Deweese had known Valencio for eight months and wanted him to stay away from her. She had locked her doors but he decided that he would get in the house through the chimney. Valencio says he has a job and would pay for the damages he caused due to the rescue.



user-icon Submitted by amandaberryman on Thu, 2007-09-20 16:18


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Shades of the 3 Little Pigs...

Submitted by jdubhub on Thu, 2007-09-20 16:33.

He couldn't come in through the door, he couldn't blow the house down, so he had to try to come in through the chimney. The only thing that would have made the story more poetic is if she would have had a fire in the fireplace for him to land on.
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