The call came into the 911 dispatcher: "I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk." And with that, Mary Strey, 49, of Granton, reported herself as a drunken driver about three miles northeast of Neilsville in central Wisconsin.

This is beyond me.  I thought I had heard it all but this takes the cake.  She deserves to have her license revoked and do some time or community service. 

It takes all kinds!