Dude, I Totally Have the Montauk Monster In My Trunk...Uh I Mean...Well...I Have Pictures. Or Something.

A beaked beast's award winning performance as The Montauk Monster began with its spectacular, yet so simple, act of dying and washing on to a beach in the Hamptons a few weeks ago. Once a D-List monster, the creature decided, after long discussions with his publicist, that giving up the ghost could be a very healthy move for his career. He was right. This little hairless beast has ignited an internet-wide, Emmy-worth controversy involving monsters, New Yorkers, Star Wars, and the X-Files. Take that, all you hairless terrier posers!

I honestly don't know who is the real freak this story- the mutated, decomposing hairless raccoon or the people who have claimed to have seen it. We've got the bimbo triplets, who claim they took the picture, the blond...Read More [and check out pictures of the "monster" ]Here

WARNING: Not for the squeamish!