A dutch "man" in Utrect ended his evening with an ass full of glass last week after his mooning prank took a terrible turn. The 21 year-old was with two friends when they decided to drop their drawers and run down the street. At some point in the run the ass-injury victim improvised the plan and turned his behind on diners inside of a restaurant. For effect, and it must have been a lovely one, he pressed his butt right up on the glass. That's when tragedy struck. The glass shattered shredding his derriere, resulting in "deep wounds." Ouch.

The three men were detained by police, but the cafe owner declined to press charges after they promised to pay for the window.