An Easter Bunny tracker has been found! The Easter Bunny each year is forced to take a radioactive pill that makes him illuminate before he goes all around the world distributing colored eggs, jelly beans, marshmallow chicks, and chocolate bunnies. This pill also contains a lot of caffeine so he can stay awake on his journey across the earth. Who can track his illumination?

The answer is that the leader of a certain nation decided that the Easter Bunny might actually be trouble. What exactly is he putting in the chocolate? Could the color on the Easter eggs actually be some form of chemical warfare? With all the crazy people in the world, how can this Easter Bunny be trustworthy? So this leader decided to spend billions of dollars to set up a radioactive-detecting satellite!

We can all feel safer in the world knowing there is an Easter Bunny tracker afterall.

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