Egregiously Bad Jokes

I don't know who came up with this awful joke, but misery loves company, so I have to pass it along...

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, 'Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?'

'Are you nuts?!!!' she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
'Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?' he asks again.

'Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again;
'Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?'

She thinks about it for a while and says, 'Hmmm, $10,000 dollars;
Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there.'

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the MOST perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them,
licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

'Nah', says the little old Jewish man... 'Costs too much...'
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These two jokes are another story. I am solely responsible for the following jokes. There is no one else to blame. I made them up myself for my own sick amusement and have posted them here to inflict them on others. I am soooo ashamed...
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Q. Why did the cannibal want to eat an Olympic medalist every morning?

A. So he could have a breakfast OF champions...
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If either Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, or Charlie Watts were to happen to die of a heart attack during a threesome with a pair of teenaged English girls, the next day tabloid headlines could read "One Stone Killed With Two Birds"...