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The Evil Atheist Agenda II

posted January 12, 2009 - 5:02pm
The Evil Atheist Agenda II

In part 1 of my series about the Evil Atheist Agenda I revealed how Atheist have a network of satellites that beam down mind beams capable of penetrating even the best designed tinfoil hats, and keep children from praying in schools.
Now I’ve found out about an even more sinister plot of these evil Atheists, it turns out that they control the courts. Atheists make up 20% of America and yet only 0.25% of the prison population. This shows how they obviously control the court system, which rules heavily in favor of people who follow man’s law instead of God’s law.
This also shows that Atheists are master criminals who don’t get caught. The lack of Atheists being caught breaking the law shows how good they are at it.
A lot of people probably want more proof, but as everyone knows Atheists are notoriously good at hiding their tracks. Because they are so good at hiding their tracks superficial and circumstantial evidence must by given higher consideration.
An insidious way they conceal their works is by using their ungodly charm to control the opposite sex, that’s why Atheist divorce rates are so much lower than Baptists, even slightly lower than Catholics. Needless to say a marriage among an Atheist to a Catholic is nearly indestructible.
Their lower divorce rate is common sense; every one knows that Atheists engage in bizarre and deviant sex. So it stands to reason when Atheists get married they will stay together in order to perform their bizarre and deviant sex nightly, with the added benefit of being able to be bizarre and deviant in a safe, secure, loving environment.
How are we Americans ever going to be able to stand up to these Atheists, who refuse to be caught doing illegal things and stay out of sight in their homes enjoying their happy, warm and loving marriages?



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Those Naughty Atheists!

Never has a Xombyte made so much sense! WOW! This needs more readers. Stands to reason and excellent use of "hidden" evidence and statistical analysis. It is very suspicious that hardly any Atheists go to prison or get divorced - what are they attempting to hide? An excellent article and once I stopped shaking will giggles and could control the clicker - I voted it a like. Thanks.

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@MJ Dak.-Amen, Sista! Maybe Abmox Should Start a Prison-Ministry

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@Myth my point exactly

Prison is a good place for churches to gain followers; captive audience and all... "...Giddy and foolish the whole day through, Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?" Unknown artist MJ - Sending happy thoughts!

Well now, sex is very powerful

However, there are many people in jail for sex crimes, so I doubt that is the answer. Good theory though! "...Giddy and foolish the whole day through, Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?" Unknown artist MJ - Sending happy thoughts!

@MJ Dakota--You Might Think of Ministry as 'a Way Out of Hell'

There's an 'important' prison ministry where I go to church (I don't know if it's a 'big' ministry or a 'middling' ministry, but it's the main thing that church does), and you could say the prisoners are 'on the path to salvation' or something. So you're right; a combination of the three. 'Man, I wanna do somethin`' 'Well, they'll only let you go if it's religious.' '... okayy ...' ---Join Us Professional Friends who GET MONEY for Echoing the Universe: 'Too Loud?' 'Bella?' 'Bob?' 'Wowza!'~~

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Maybe it's the sex.

Maybe Atheists don't go to prison because they'll be limited in the types on bizarre and deviant sex they'll be able to indulge in. BTW: Richard, What if the Atheists bred with the people bringing them watchtowers, then you'd have spawn that would knock on people's doors for no reason.

Bored, guilt ridden or afraid of Hell?

I guess it would be a combination of the three listed above. As for boredom, it is either learn about God or how to better your life as a criminal. The things they were taught by other inmates... No wonder there are repeat offenders, they just gotta try what they learned!! "...Giddy and foolish the whole day through, Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?" Unknown artist MJ - Sending happy thoughts!

Are they really that bored?

Ok, you know more people that have gone to prison than I do. 2 more. And are they so bored that they have nothing to do but go to ministry school? With their busy schedule of a half hour recreation and all?

Prison Reforms the Athiest!

Not that I know a lot of people who have been to prison, but I do know a few...ok, 2. The percentage of athiest in prison is so low because they go to ministry school and church asking for forgiveness for their crimes. Bizarre and deviant sex? Am I an athiest? "...Giddy and foolish the whole day through, Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?" Unknown artist MJ - Sending happy thoughts!

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