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Part 1:

Bilbo's 111th Birthday
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
*Rocket goes off*
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "wtf!?"

Later, in Bag End
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
*Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back*
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "wtf?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

At Isengard
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "wtf?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
*Sarumon beats the hell out of Gandalf*
Saruman: "Pwned!"

On the road to Bree
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
*black rider stops, sniffs, goes past*
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony
*Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips*
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

At Weathertop
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
*MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!*
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
*the black riders attack*
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "wtf"
Frodo has left the server
*head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost*
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "wft... hax!"
*Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand*
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed!"