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Part 2:

On the road to Rivendell
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
*Arwen rides up*
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! wtf is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"
*Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.*
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
*nazgul start to cross*
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
*the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away*
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Arwen: "Pwnt"

At the Council of Elrond
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
*Frodo puts the ring on the plinth*
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
*Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters*
Elrond: "*sigh*, noob"

Frodo meets up with Bilbo
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
*Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring*
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

The Fellowship leaves Rivendell
*Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains*
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
*There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf*
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "*Sigh*. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
*The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!*
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"