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Part 3:

The fellowship enters the mines of Moria
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"
*After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well*
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
*Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well*
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
*The fellowship hears the ork drums*
Boromir: "wtf?"
Aragorn: "wtf?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
*the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come*
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
*The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors*
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
*Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo*
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
*Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head*
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
*The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks*
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
*A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw*
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
*The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.*
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
*The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog*
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "wtf?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
*Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight*
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
*The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf*
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
*Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass*
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected