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Part 4:

After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien
*The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel*
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "Biotch! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
Uruk Hai: "leet!"

Stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp
*Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him*
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so my hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "wtf! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"
*A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir*
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "ffs campers"
*Aragorn comes across the battle*
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! wtf!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
*Aragorn goes to Boromir*
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him
Sam: "Frodo! wtf! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"