(Excerpts from "Uncle John Biggest Bathroom Reader Ever!)

Famous Last Wordsof Famous People:

Elvis Presly: "O.K.,I won't" ? (In response to his girlfriend telling him not to fall asleep in the bathroom again.)

Panco Villa: "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

Timothy Leary: "Why not? Why Not?" (Of LSD fame)
Marie Antionette: "Monsieur, I beg your pardon." (To her executioner, after accidently stepping on his foot.)