Fears Of War - Part 2 - Siphilus? Gonorrhea?

Some experts are now confirming my earlier theory of a myriad of diseases all spurring from the popular video game, Gears Of War. Before these recent series of events came to my attention, I thought that instantaneous combustion syndrome was just the government's failed attempt to take over our minds with video games.

This new series of breakouts of STD's in youngsters has alarmed me and I have now concluded that the government isn't trying to control our minds with video games but they are trying to give us STD's so that that can sell us expensive medications and creams that we would be forced to buy out of desperation. Some of you must be wondering why the Bush administration would go to so much trouble just to give their own citizens diseases. The government is teamed up with the pharmacudical companies and they are splitting the profits amongst themselves.

One man was audacious enough to speak out against this terrible conspiracy. His name remains anonymous and he says quote, "I cannot believe how the government is treating people these days. It just isn't right. I have heard some crazy things in my lifetime but nothing like this. Everyone is so caught up in their own drama these days that they don't stop and think of the real issues at hand, like gonorrhea. Oh and gay prostitutes. That's just wrong."

Another man, (who's name remains anonymous) says quote, "Some things in life are just worth speaking out against. This is one of those things. Just like Prohibition, it just ain't right."

Experts alert me of growing reports of STD's in the United States from people who have or have been playing Gears Of War for long periods of time. An alarming 40% of all people who have or have been playing this game have an STD's. For those of you who are saying that maybe they just got it from someone they had sex with, I guarantee you, they didn't, if you know what I'm getting at.

Another anonymous person recently emailed me on this topic saying quote, "I never thought I could get an STD from a video game, but I guess I was wrong. I only thought STD's came from people, or cheap hookers."

I have been alerting people of the dangers of the government for a long time and now I finally have proof from real experts. If you have any information that you think might be helpful or if you have any thoughts please email me at