There are plenty of software programs to help you trade in Forex (foreign exchange), but now there's a new one that BLOWS AWAY the competition: new ForexFart(R)!

Trading international currencies can create a confusing environment of different languages and cultures. But ForexFart cuts through that Tower of Babel by focusing on the universal language that all of us share... flatulence!

Farts spontaneously escape at the darnedest times without warning (such as when meeting your inlaws-to-be for the first time!), and ForexFart analyzes the flatulence type, timing, duration, and other factors of currency traders around the world to glean their trading strategies and intentions.

ForexFart detects, collects, and redirects these signals and sends them to your computer in confidential short-burst alerts (called "toots" in ForexFart parlance), which show up on your screen accompanied by an image of a small burst of wind and an audio clip of a loud, burrito-induced fart. (ForexFart is working on a special alert in Smell-O-Rama that can be detected from across a good-sized room.)

If that yen trader in Cleveland wolfed down a grande burrito with mole for lunch, it could be that's a signal that he's nervous about his holdings and is thinking of unloading (in more ways than one). ForexFart sends you the information you need to act quickly and accurately.

Why not try out a free trial of ForexFart for yourself? Just call 1-888-I-CUT-ONE for a free sample version!

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