So this guy has trouble with the kids next door hitting their cricket ball over his aluminum fence.  Then they sneak over, mar his dewy grass and, shudder, put finger prints on his fence!!!!   What's a person to do?  Isn't it obvious?  Electrify the fence.  You tell me, is this post for real or is it dark, devious humour? 

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