It is to my dismay that I realize most people think of Freddy Krueger as a mean-spirited, evil soul from Hell. I feel it is my civic duty to inform you people of the FACTS behind Freddy Krueger's rather unsavory reputation. Take this picture, for instance.

There are MANY different scenarios Freddy could be in BESIDES MURDER!
To prove my point, here are four such scenarios:

Assisting In The Capture Of A Fugitive.
"Yes, officer! I did see the armed robber! He went that way!"

Giving Directions.
"Okay, what you want to do is hang a left at 5th Avenue, then..."

Helping In A Jamboree Fundraiser.
"Girl Scout cookies? Certainly! Let me get my wallet in my car!"

Giving Neighborly Advice.
"I heard there's a simply SPLENDID garage sale right over there!"

Throwing A Halloween Bash.
"Okay, kids! The punch bowl is right over there."

I'm sure from now on you'll think twice before judging a book by its cover, you scoundrels!

Slight moment of insanity © Jodi Gehret, April 05, 2008

Who wants to see more of these? O.o