So everyone likes a good joke or two rights, so I am bored enough to want to compile a mass load of random quotes, followed by their non-dirty actual place of starting... Here I go....
•    Nothing goes in, so nothing pops out. *Using the oven.
•    When in doubt pull out. *Driving Instructions.*
•    The gum that goes squirt. *bubblegum commercial.
•    Squeeze Boxing. *Playing the accordion*
•    The backup.  *Making your shotgun accessible product.*
•    Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity. *A restaurant menu item.*
•    Blue Ball. *A community location in Pensylvania.*
•    Fancy Balls. *Someone who is picky, or whiney.*
•    Claptrap. *A means of promoting an audience to clap.*
•    Bubble and Squeak. *A English Dish.*
•    Lick Skillet. *Alabama Location.*
•    Ron Tugnutt. *NHL Goal Keeper.*
•    Petcock. *Type of Valve.*
•    Wigwag. *To rock back and forth.*
•    Slubber Doffer. *A person in textile industry who removes bobbins.*
•    Dudelsack. *German bagpipes*
•    Aquatard. *Men who can’t swim.*
•    Woolley Willie. *A non-sexual toy.*
•    The Nut Brush. *A type of dance.*
•    Turophile. *A person who loves cheese.*
•    Bovicide. *To kill a cow.*
•    Dick Butkus. *A football player.*
•    Poppycock. *A type of food, or telling someone their statement is foolish.*
•    Mianus. *Location in Connecticut.
•    Fiddle Faddle. *Snack.*
•    Dry Prong. *Location in luisiana.*
•    Boggle. *Group of Weasles.*
•    Floyd’s Knobs. *Location in Indiana.*
•    Ding A Ling. * Toy Bell on a String.*
•    Idong Ibot. * Baseball Player.*
•    Weeble Wobbles. *Kids toys.*
•    I’d do anything for love. (But I won’t do that.) *Commercial slogan.*
•    Flabbergast. *Dumb founded.*

And that was just a sampler, hope you enjoyed.