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Genius Seeks Retardation

posted April 10, 2008 - 7:28pm
Genius Seeks Retardation

... And no, that's not a 'date-listing' ... Lemme explain.

The genius we're talking about is a 'supergenius' (Just like with the Boy Scouts, `e may not pay `is dues to MENSA, but `e did read the whole handbook!)

Also, `e is retarded ... almost-literally 'driven to retardation,' although it's more like 'lazily traumatized into retardation,' as `e was a pedestrian hit by a motorist too world-weary to pay attention to road-obstacles).

Being thus 'retarded' (or 'handicapped,' once `is 'sloth' is paid-for) 'gives one an' (really, 'forces one into an') unusual perspective on the world.

Genius also enables an unusual perspective on the world, but it's one of an infinity from which the genius can choose. As the genius finds a perspective `e likes and as `e slows down to keep it, `e realizes that 'infinity' is not constrained to "large numbers"—that `e could spend forever analyzing all conceivable angles on all conceivable perspectives and still barely etch-out less-than 1% of all the possibilities.

("96% of the universe is 'missing' [Dark Matter]"? We've still got infinite matter to deal with*!)

`E also finds that–though `e can understand many different things 'all over the map'–`is actions' effects won't be felt 'all over' as soon as they will at the actions' points-of-origin; so `e is encouraged to focus on a few points.

An infinite effort on infinite points yields sparse results, but the same effort on one-to-three points yields large groups of results.

That's why much of our writing on any one site may seem 'shallow'—like the constant neighing of a one-trick pony about how much better `e does his same trick now, and how much better the one trick will be later; because somehow the "one place for everything and everything in its place"-mantra convinced us that 'discussion of each topic needs its own, seperate web-address.'

But–no matter how ingenious or -retarded `e is–`e remains only 'a branch of The Vine (The Word)'—The Vine will produce the best fruit it can, with- or without `im ... `e can either 'flow' with The Word or writhe in agony as The Word's flow tears `im asunder—spreading `is infinity sparsely rather than concentrating it on me and -`is progeny.



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