George Clooney, started out hot in 'Sisters',
Hey, Good Looking

got hotter when he starred in ER after which he left to become a huge movie star. This is rarely a smart move. Just ask Shelly Long the next time she asks you if you want fries with your order.
Burger King Employee of the Month

But Clooney kept burning hotter than Lindsey Lohan’s pee.
I had to stop scratching it because it got infected

He followed his TV success up on the big screen with an Oscar and nominations for his work behind the camera too..
Not to mention he is freaking hilarious.
Smooth as single malt

Looks and success. It’s enough to make you sick. The guy has brains and beauty and gives his time to encouraging people to be aware of the environment and the Sudanese crisis.
Making a difference

But unlike Sean Penn, he doesn’t do it in a way that makes you want to strangle him.

Speaking of nutjobs now coated in the stink of flopsweat, Tom Cruise started out hot in Risky Business, Top Gun and Jerry McGuire.
Maverick: Not gay?

He has since been in a string of high profile romances and marriages. He has jumped on Oprah's couch.
He has criticized other people for using anti depressants. Oh, we should all listen to what Tom says about mental illness and what not taking medication does to a person. I'm just waiting for his head to spin around and his body to levitate while shrieking 'katie is mine!'
The tragic results of a hairpiece that's too tight

Did George Clooney more than his fair share of good DNA, plus that of several other actors? You know the way 10% of the population holds 90% of the world's wealth? I think it's the same with attractiveness. Consider that Giselle Bunschen got every scrap of Tonya Harding and Joey Buttafucco's 'attractive' DNA .

And George Clooney got Kevin Federline, Nick Nolte, Bill O’Reilly and David Hasselhoff's brain DNA.
Ape-like, but won't throw his own feces.

Anyway, I can’t help but wonder if those folks miss their good DNA? Pretty sure Hasselhoff has nothing but a soft, gelatinous substance sloshing around between his ears and, well, let's not get started on K-Fed. I think I saw peanut butter squirting out his ears once. Sadly, I doubt either of them have a clue what they're missing.
I can bend my own elbow!