It's really quite easy to get rich and thin. All you need to do is stop spending money and stop eating. However, most of us are unwilling to go to such extremes, so we search the web for the next get-rich-quick or get-thin-quick schemes. We are even willing to ignore the misuse of adjectives as adverbs in our desperation to get more money and lose more pounds. That is desperation indeed. I am here to share the solution with you so that we may all once again pay attention to grammar (and perhaps even spelling, though maybe I shouldn't push it), thus ending terrible writing on the internet and in advertisement forever!
What is this amazing machine that will not only pump up our physique and our pocketbooks, but will also allow us to become the intellectuals we have always longed to be? It is the bicycle.
By biking to work or to run errands, you will simultaneously save gas money and burn off calories. If you sell your car and cancel the car insurance, you will save even more money, causing you to get richer, faster. With the extra money you can hire a personal trainer, which means you'll be really ripped.
Cycling is something most people already know how to do, and most people have a bicycle already. That means minimal outlay for this get-rich-quickly (see, proper use of the adverb is already beginning!) scheme. Don't spend 30 or 40 dollars to answer surveys. Spend 10 bucks on some new inner tubes for that old bike of yours and get peddling!