Getting Laid: How to lay the perfect Lawn

Yes, it's summer. The sun is out. It's now time for student's to sit and play the guitar, badly, in the park. Time for uncooked burgers to come off of the bar-be-que, warm beer and wasps in your pint. Its time for Dad to walk around with no shirt on and insist that he wear his white socks with his sandals.

Most of all, it's the gardening season. If you're a keen gardener and take pride in your private piece of land, then you will most certainly want the perfect lawn. Follow these steps to achieve this.