GETTING THE UNGETTABLE
-by Alexander

Getting the ungettable woman is often only a matter of become the Ungettable man...

She is a virtual goddess, a fantastic enigma of curves, slow-swaying hips, hair like silk and precious full lips. She owns her space, projects an undeniable air of confidence and poise; and she's as sharp as a two-edged sword. She may as well be glistening under the glare of a tireless spotlight trained on her wherever she goes. She knows they watch her. How could she not know. And yet her cool and unaffected demeanor says she simply pays no mind to it.

She is a genetic gift of Mother Nature, and Father Time is in her paralysis. It would be her right to indulge in a constant borage of unending male attention from moment to moment, but the signals are clear. She awaits something more, something with which she has not yet been presented from the worthy male gender. High maintenance? Like a luscious Lamborghini...And you deserve that Lamborghini (maintenance and all).

Even the seasoned field players seem to tuck their tails as they quietly barter with God, I'll trade all the names in my little black Palm for just one shot at that one. But while they spit shine their tired old pick-up lines and demonstrate their idle prowess, you prepare to become that guy. The guy about whom they all whisper, "How did he get her?"

Stop taking your cues from the undeserving, and heed some free advice that is certain to give you the edge. Assuming you are certain she has no plans of her own to make the first move, here are five big clues to guide your own pursuit.

1. Become The God To Her Goddess: Unless you aspire to "Good buddy" status, never cower on any level in her presence. She is a queen in search of her king. Sound the trumpets, and roll out the red carpet. You have arrived. Let the others bow before her if they must, but do not fall in line. If she walks with stately dignity, so should you. Work to develop the mindset of the man you would consider the perfect counterpart to Her Highness. It is important to note that I am suggesting you recognize her as your equal. Do not overcompensate by attempting to regard her as your subordinate.
She knows better than to compromise her position, and the man of her dreams knows better than to conspire within himself to dethrone her. By all means, be who you are; but be that man with confidence and poise. Let her come to you, but when she does, remember.

2. She Is Not Edible! "Don't Regard Her As Your Favorite Dessert." Nothing could be more insulting to her than suddenly being reduced to a mouth-watering meal by a man she hardly knows. Assume from the start that she doesn't care to know how happy she makes "Mr. Happy" for you.

Your behavior will broadcast your priorities and intentions louder than anything you say with your mouth. If she carries herself with respect, she will demand the same respect from others. Be the one who appreciates what most of the other men won't. Look her in the eyes, smile and be assertive. You know something she may not, the man of her dreams is now reality-bound.

3. Cut Out The Middle Man: In most cases, it's best to personalize your approach. This, after all, is the crème de la crème of all women. If you want a killer job position you'll do more than send an online resume. So testing the waters by sending in a well-meaning friend is an approach highly worthy of reconsideration. Women understand that the safest approach for men is asking a buddy to absorb the dreaded possibility of backfire; however, if the mere risk of female rejection is enough to keep you at bay, images of a majestic lion give way to those of a scampering field mouse. Not exactly sexy. Competition is fierce. You know it, and she certainly knows it. If a woman senses that the only reason she's receiving an invitation to dinner via your buddy, Chuck, is because the man behind curtain number one (you) can't stomach a dating turn-down, it's probable that she won't buckle at the knees for you immediately. Of course for every rule there are always exceptions. Some women may find it cute they they've obviously been given the upper hand. Other women may be so interested they may overlook such behavior, perhaps even see it as a non-issue. In Case No. One, the tone will have been set for you to fight "whipped" status if the relationship should continue. In Case Two... lucky you!

4 Fish With a Pole - Not A Net: In other words, try not to present yourself as a male whore. A woman like this, though mostly non-reactive, is usually observant like a stealth hawk. A day in the life of her is spent floating gracefully through a sea of ogling male hopefuls. If one should catch her eye, how refreshing not to find him spreading his love around to every tantalizing honey with a pair of tits and legs. She wants to know that the man of her choosing will appreciate her unique qualities to the exclusion of all others. She has a smorgasbord from which to choose, yet her tastes are discerning. Likely she'll opt for a man with equally discerning tastes, a man who is not easily swayed by the status quo. An easily moved man is not to be trusted to contain those raging hormones when the magic starts to fade. And she's too smart to play full-time magician to an attention deficit little boy. Should you find yourself in a mutually non-exclusive arrangement with her, try to summon enough class to create an illusion of monogamy in her presence. Soon illusion may give way to reality.

5. Be Original By Looking Closer: Pay her an honest compliment you're quite certain she has never before heard. A friend of mine once had a man she abhorred for his arrogance tell her in a straight forward manner that she had the most admirable kinetic intelligence he had ever witnessed in a woman. She was flattered despite herself, and though this was not enough to redeem him to datable status, she could no longer hold him in the contemptuous place he had earned prior. You can safely assume she's no stranger to the traditional comments. You're so pretty. So smart. So sexy. Perfect.

But be the first to comment on the wistful look she gets when she's sipping Cappuccino, or how her eye color changes subtly with the hue of her clothing, and she'll know you're looking closer.

Velveeta comments aside, if the compliment is sincere she'll likely respond with sincere appreciation. And perhaps thoughts of you will arise with each foamy sip or, better yet, with each choice of attire for the day. Sincere and original flattery might get you everywhere.

Remember that Queen Goddesses are like snowflakes, and since no two are alike each will not respond exactly like the other to your approach.
But I guarantee, as you begin to adjust your own regal manner and appreciate the goddess in the women around you, before long the Universe will send you a snow flurry the likes of which you've never before experienced!