Joe Francis, the founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" series, has allegedly been found with pills in his Florida jail cell. Francis is in jail currently on charges of contempt of court involving seven women who accused him of victimizing them by filming them in sexual situations -- while they were underage and on spring break in Panama City.
I'm thirsty for freedom, and college girls!
Now, Francis could face additional charges of introduction of contraband into a correctional facility, which is a felony, and possession of a controlled substance, as first reported by The County Press of Bay County.

Francis was discovered with the pills after having tried to bribe a guard with $100 bill for a bottle of water. Upon being searched, the guard discovered Francis with the pills and $700 in cash.

I hope Francis has Angelina on speed dial so that she can come and rescue him from his horrible plight. Why would he not be allowed to have a glass of water anyway? What sort of jail is Francis in where water is forbidden? Or was the guard just angry that he never got the 'Girls Gone Wild' DVDs that he'd ordered? Or maybe the guard had wanted the 'Nuns Gone Wild' series?

Perhaps a daring sort of Mr and Mrs Smith rescue is needed here?
I'm coming to get you Joe!
Links:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/12/joe-francis-prison-water-gate/
http://angelinhotpants.blogspot.com/2007/04/girls-gone-wild-creator-denied-basic.html