Whether you’re a Google Algorithm nerd, a person who makes their living from Google’s AdSense scheme or a webmaster who wants to attract more traffic to her or his website, if you knew what the mystic Google Algorithm was, you’d sleep better tonight (or tonite if you’re in North America).

The thing is, Google aren’t going to tell us and, if they did, they’d have to kill us. They aren’t going to tell us because if we all knew the entire Google Search Engine would collapse because we’d all be the rightful holder of the number one position in the organic search results for all the best keywords there are and even the lesser keywords. That is why (no matter what anyone tells you) nobody can guarantee your website, webpage or article a preeminent spot. (Plus even if they could, just one Google shuffle later, you’d be nowhere next day).

That said, we know if we produce really original content, our websites, pages and articles will always do well. We also know that if we have external and internal links to our sites, pages and articles that also helps. The next thing is (be honest), like Oliver Twist, we want MORE!

That’s why, if you have any sense at all, you’ll be using Google Chrome – Google’s fast and unspammy answer to Microsoft’s Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox. Surely, Google MUST give us and any website, page or article that finds its way onto the web via it, some extra points. We must be serving the Google Algorithm better by using all things Google.

We started using it a little later than others and were glad we did because it is much faster because it does not serve us pop ups or a fron page jam packed with adverts which take an age to download. Imagine our surprise then when we saw a picture of Wallace and Gromit on the Chrome front page! There, apparently to celebrate the plastersine pair’s 20th anniversary – we think they could be there to give us clues about the enigmatic Google algorithm.

Now to work out just exactly what the clues are! To this end we will be watching all the Wallace and Gromit films. When we have done so and gleaned all the clues we will be updating our Google algorithm knowledge accordingly. Once we have done this we’ll share our knowledge or just have ourselves sectioned…