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Government Wants to Kill Non-Retards

posted June 7, 2007 - 1:10am
Government Wants to Kill Non-Retards

I'm sure you know by now that our government is not a democracy, only that (at least it seems like) it is only chosen through democratic methods.

First hearing this, I thought, 'Well, maybe the "government" is a "republic" (led by the power of the law), but--like the vote--the common American life is led by "the power of the people"!'

Pshaw! If that is so, then why was I almost killed tonight? I'll tell you why: Because the government, in its numbskull 'operation of the law,' gave some idiot license to own and to drive a car!

I was walking home tonight, and I followed the rules: came to an intersection, pushed the button at the crosswalk, the "WALK"-sign lit up, and I started to head across. I had gotten almost-halfway across the street when a big white truck came whipping around and nearly hit me! (I was too distraught to see anything more about it than 'that it was a white truck' ... maybe I should've taken down the license-plate-number and asked the driver's name and -date-of-birth, but I HAD JUST BEEN NEARLY-KILLED!, kinda distracting, ya think?)

What's more, I could point to this as proof that the government wants to kill the non-retarded of you—had I been non-retarded in crossing the street, I WOULD BE DEAD NOW!!

I'm sure you American idiots reading this are thinking, "Heh, w`ull, the `guvment don't wanna hurt me! I dryve everwhere! a-Huh-huh-huhhhh!" Well, do you know of anything that contributes more to "global warming" than the automobile industry?

You're going to be incouraged to stop using your automobile for trips shorter than ten blocks–day or night–and then you will be subjected to the deadly idiocy of late-night left-turners.

"Buhht," you reply, "Ahhm shure they'ull let uss dryve at night!" Maybe you, but not me. See, my ocular nerves were damaged. Oh, I'm sure I could convince the idiots at the DMV that I've 'learned to manage my disabilities' or whatever, but that would approve their idiocy! I cannot do that!

But you, you can let them kill you. Or you can demand that the government improve their workers' IQ-requirements, the driver's-licensees' IQ-requirements, the laws regarding left-turns at night and/or the pedestrians' crossing-signals.



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