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Guinness Book of World Records | Fastest Text Messaging

posted June 26, 2009 - 2:38pm
Guinness Book of World Records | Fastest Text Messaging

We already have the fastest car, the fastest time to pluck a turkey, fastest time to eat a 12" pizza, and fastest time to carve a pumpkin, so how can we not have a fastest text message record? Oh, my bad, we do!!

The record for the fastest text message blindfolded is 45.09 sec, achieved by Elliot Nicholls (New Zealand), at the Telecom shop on Filluel Street, in Dunedin, New Zealand, on 17 November 2007.
Fastest Text Message Blindfolded

I am not a text messaging person; in fact, my cell phone is an older model that has been discontinued. It doesn’t even have a camera! It is the original phone I received when I signed up for cell service about 7 years ago, a Nokia 3390.

When I see people text message, I am amazed at the speed that their fingers move from button to button and BAM! The 5 sentences are sent. Now granted, these sentences are not proper, but the speed in which the fingers move to accomplish this is simply amazing to me.

The other thing that amazes me with text messaging is the acronyms. On occasions, I have received text messages and I am usually dazed and confused by these letters bunched together. I have learned some of the basics like, idk (I don't know), lol (laugh out loud) imo or imho (in my opinion or honest opinion), but I would have to admit, many of these messages result in a phone call to the sender with the question of, "What did you say?"

Spelling is another thing that is lost in text messaging. The word "what" becomes "wut", the word "for" becomes "4", "because" becomes "coz" and "you" is replaced with "u". I have come to understand that text messaging is a whole new writing style.

Idk, this hole tm thing is so confusing 2 me.

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Comments

MJ, (Not Michael Jackson)

Your phone is ancient, But these phones are still being used quite a lot here. I too had a phone like yours (my first) only it had a color screen. But I loved that phone for its simplicity and ease of use. And it was kinda cute too. I was so sad when it stopped working and I had to exchange it for a new one. Text messaging has become an art. And yes, sometimes some of those abbreviations has me stumped! I spend the whole day trying to decipher what it could mean. I guess we will remain the "old" generation. I still type my messages in proper spellings as far as possible. I like it. I don't mind if it takes me half hour to type it out! So what? I am still trying to figure out what RFMO (or something to that effect...I forget what it was but I see it being used quite often) means? I am amazed when I see people type their messages so fast. The Arcade http://www.xomba.com/referral/77778

Text messaging language

Well, here's my burst of language... I refuse to adapt to non words and assimilate to the collective! Actually I do try, but am not comfortable giving up 13 years + of education to evolution (or is it destruction) of language. I'll just have to adapt a little to protect my sanity, I guess. Sending Happy Thoughts and Smiles - MJ Avatar: Belief My journey for Balance Subscribe to MJ's Xombytes

evolution and language

I am afraid to be the one to point this out but that is the nature of language. It is an ever evolving thing. It happens slowly and in bursts. The bursts are just easier to pin point. I think the key is to adapt. 4 the sake v yer sanity, assimulate. :)

"Hey! Check out her phone."

And so it has been said! I have looked at new phones, but all the buttons are so small and close together! I agree 100% about about the English language and pretty soon (if not already) kids will not know how to spell. Grrrrr! to kids use of technology. Sending Happy Thoughts and Smiles - MJ Avatar: Belief My journey for Balance Subscribe to MJ's Xombytes

That phone is comparatively ancient

You know your cell phone is old when the kid at the tech counter calls his coworkers over to marvel that one still exists. Mine is the second generation of the camera phone and even that is ancient by today's standards of Jukes, Jives, and Swishes (are we talking cell phones or basketball moves?). I don't know, as a writer and etymology hobbyist, the manner in which texter communicate is annoying because the best way to learn shortcuts is to first learn to do it the right way THEN learn the shortcuts. With the way kids are texting during school, the English language is doomed and will die with our generation. (Better order those gravemarkers today, too, so you know that future generations won't find a blank stone with random abbreviations on it.) But, I digress. That's amazing that someone can train to move his fingers so nimbly. CLICK HERE TO JOIN XOMBA TODAY!

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