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Guy in Penis Costume Arrested at HS Graduation After he Trips Over Balls While Fleeing

posted June 28, 2008 - 1:31pm
Guy in Penis Costume Arrested at HS Graduation After he Trips Over Balls While Fleeing


Calvin Morett, 19, of Saratoga Springs NY was arrested at the Saratoga Springs High School graduation on Thursday when he ran onto the stage in a six-foot-tall inflatable penis costume. For a nice added touch he sprayed silly string as cavorted on the stage. When police approached Mr. Morett tried to flee, and this is when the flaw in his plan was revealed. The penis costume includes balls at foot level and Morett had failed to anticipate the difficulty this would cause as he tried to escape. "Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe, who eventually deflated Morett.



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I think I may have just wet myself.

LMAO! That was hilarious! I don't know if I would have been able to stop laughing long enough to catch the kid, if I had been one of the cops on duty. ↑ Grab this Headline Animator Losing Weight and Feeling Great! A Day in the Life of a Pagan Parent The Funtabulous Stuff of the 80's

There must be a common theme...

I'll bet he's a surfer and drives a Woody, too. DO YOU HAVE THE WRITE STUFF?

19yo? Was he one of the grads?

Hmmmm..sounds like he was left behind a grade..that explains his antics..kinda funny, but dumb at the same time...kinda like a fart joke. What a dick.. FREE Webmaster Resources - FREE Cell Phones with Great Plans

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Gotta give him credit

He sure had "balls" to try this stunt. LOL

What

will they think of next. Funny though.

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Oh man

Our educational system is churning out some really big dicks! :) ↑ Grab this Headline Animator Join Xomba

 
 

Twisted!

Funny! Hell, I'd do it. But I'd take those spherical things into account in my get-away plan. KM

KM

LOL --Very Funny!!

LOL --Very Funny!! Chris Austin

Chris Austin

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time...

but the execution was a bit difficult: guess he forgot about those round things hanging around his feet. Hope he didn't get them twisted... testicular torsion can be very painful.

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