Guy in Penis Costume Arrested at HS Graduation After he Trips Over Balls While Fleeing
posted June 28, 2008 - 1:31pm
Calvin Morett, 19, of Saratoga Springs NY was arrested at the Saratoga Springs High School graduation on Thursday when he ran onto the stage in a six-foot-tall inflatable penis costume. For a nice added touch he sprayed silly string as cavorted on the stage. When police approached Mr. Morett tried
to flee, and this is when the flaw in his plan was revealed. The penis costume includes balls at foot level and Morett had failed to anticipate the difficulty this would cause as he tried to escape. "Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe, who eventually deflated Morett.
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I think I may have just wet myself.
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19yo? Was he one of the grads?
Gotta give him credit
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Oh man
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KM
LOL --Very Funny!!
Chris Austin
Probably seemed like a good idea at the time...
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