Haris Pilton

In an effort to stave off impending inflation issues, Warcraft's designers have created "Haris Pilton", a non-player character who sells rare, high-end items to Azeroth's wealthiest warriors.

Haris has been roaming around World of Warcraft for some time, seemingly for no reason other than to drive WoW players crazy. In the game's latest downloadable update, however, the parody has been turned into a legitimate vendor. Her wares include expensive but useful bags, such as the impressive Gigantique, a 22-slot purse that's now the game's biggest item holder and will set players back a hefty 1,200 gold pieces. If you're itching to drop even more coin, you can snag the incredibly fancy but largely pointless Gold Eternium Band for a whopping 3,000 gold - or roughly 5.2 billion loaves of honey bread.