Reports are circulating that Lindsey Lohan is considering a $900,00 offer from Playboy to pose nude. Lindsey is repeating the same old, tired rationals all actresses of questionable appeal use to justify their nudie spread (eg. the right time of her career, the human body is beautiful).

The people who should be explaining is the Playboy editorial staff! Who on earth wants to see anymore of Lindsey Lohan's skin that we already do every time she steps out of a car without her underpants on?