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Have You Caught Olympic Fever?

posted August 12, 2008 - 9:08am
Have You Caught Olympic Fever?

Olympic fever is sweeping China according to the latest report from the Onion.

Chinese Officials are playing down the deadly virus as only "love of the world's greatest athletes".

Doctors warn that to much exposure to the Olympics can cause; fever, puss filled blisters, dry unproductive cough and death.

While a cure has been found to the combat the outbreak side effects do include; urge to gamble, high blood pressure, blindness and increased tendency to jump off a building.


Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

The start of the Olympics does end the speculation that China was setting a trap for all foreign leaders.

Reports of giant stone statues coming to life and crushing athletes turned out to be false.


The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?



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@nick\If You Weren't Weird, Who Would Read?

We weird ones are the noticeable noise-makers! ... signed, Uncle MythMan---Big Fan of stars like Tori Spelling, Fussin`, Vanessa Montagne & Lena Li--Xombie Plan

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An *Oklahoma Gazette*

An *Oklahoma Gazette* sports-article complains that there aren't very many compelling stories from the Olympics this year ... sure, lots of stories out there for fans of the stars (Michael Phelps, Dana Torres, Hope Solo ... others are competing too, right?lol); but so? ... signed, Uncle MythMan---Big Fan of stars like Tori Spelling, Fussin`, Vanessa Montagne & Lena Li--Xombie Plan

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Great Page, Nick!

That was hilarious, nick. Nice pics and comments. The fever seems to have really caught on ! +1 Keep an Eye on the Latest Medal Standing DO the Write Thing & Get Paid Here

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Chinese Gymnasts Take Gold

China's Gymnast team is unstoppable. The real question is; are they 16 years old or 16 months old? You be the judge!

If there was a gold medal for tanning, the Swedish

Bikini Team would win. Although "bronze" would probably be a more fitting color.

Page

SK Yes,the page is fantastic.The visuals are great,and it is all lively.Now coming to the Olympic fever,we also have cricket fever.Cricket is now a game which is played all the year round.There is no respite for the players,nor the viewers.Now,I have caught the fever to watch India-Sri Lanka one day watches.For my posts visit www.xomba.com/user/sanjay

SK

@pendrive,nick: This Is One Possible Interpretation of ***blurb

A Χομblurb ~could be~ like a 'topic page' in an online journal: the one who posts the Χομblurb is the one who receives the members' prosperings (along with the blesséd admin whom I lift on hi--... medium-high), and we prosperers bask in the lifted sunshine of the Χομβιe's wisdom! ... signed, Uncle MythMan---Big Fan of stars like mom Pam Shriver, friend Vanessa Montagne & Lena Li--Xombie Plan

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Nick made this a nice page

You have turn this page a wonderful one....

Olympic fever

SK Olympic game fever can really make you crazy.It is true that one can be prone to diseases.But,then who will like to miss this life-time opportunity?For Chinese,it is a great occasion.They have cherished this moment for a long. For my posts visit www.xomba.com/user/sanajy

SK

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