Have You Caught Olympic Fever?
posted August 12, 2008 - 9:08amOlympic fever is sweeping China according to the latest report from the Onion.
Chinese Officials are playing down the deadly virus as only "love of the world's greatest athletes".
Doctors warn that to much exposure to the Olympics can cause; fever, puss filled blisters, dry unproductive cough and death.
While a cure has been found to the combat the outbreak side effects do include; urge to gamble, high blood pressure, blindness and increased tendency to jump off a building.
Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever
The start of the Olympics does end the speculation that China was setting a trap for all foreign leaders.
Reports of giant stone statues coming to life and crushing athletes turned out to be false.
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