Yes that's right...I am here to explain to you why drinking at least six beers a day is important to your health. Six normal mixed drinks can also be substituted as long as caloric intake is comparable to six light beers.

Drinking beer makes you happy. Or it makes me happy. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. It lowers your inhibitions. In a private, secluded setting, this is helpful to your stress levels. Had a bad day at work? Watch how six beers or more can bring you back to your "happy place." Husband not paying you enough attention? Six beers does a wonderful job of making you either a) be happy and not worry about it or b) confront your husband and find out what the deal is.

Providing you are not going to drive a vehicle, six beers is the ideal number daily to restore creativity, and an overall feeling of being one with the universe. Beer will make you laugh even when you are uptight. Beer makes you outgoing when you are shy. Such a payoff for such a small thing. The average six-pack of refreshing beer can be had for as little as six dollars here in Alabama. At just $43 a week, you can enjoy a daily feeling of completeness...of being in "the zone."

Without beer, many great books would have never been written. And Mel Gibson would have never entertained us by insulting the Jews. Lindsay Lohan wouldn't be on the tabloid covers as often. And Britney...she needs a six-pack a day as much as anyone I've ever seen.

So embrace man's best friend...and when you are through petting your dog, grab a beer. Or two...or six... it really does the body good.

And if someone says you are an alcoholic, punch them in the face. Or drink six beers, and then punch them in the face. It is much more likely to happen after six or seven.

If you are offended by this message, drink a beer.

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