Hitler visits St. Peter

This is the worst joke I know.

St. Peter is standing by the Pearly Gates going over the day's arrivals when he looks up and sees Hitler in front of him.

"What are you doing here?" St. Peter asks

"I want into Heaven. I just can not take Hell anymore. Please, please you have to let me in, I'll do anything."

"Sorry, Hitler, under no circumstances am I going to let you into Heaven." Peter responds

Hitler goes into hysterics. "Please, please let me in!"

Peter keeps telling him "no".

After a while Jesus is walking by and hears the commotion and asks Peter what is going on.

"It's Hitler. He wants into Heaven and I keep telling him no but he won't go away."

"Let me talk to him" says Jesus.

"Hitler you may not enter the Kingdom Heaven" Jesus tells him.

"Please, please, Jesus. I'll do anything to get in. I still have some pull in the other world. I could get you Germany's most prestigious medal - the Iron Cross. Please, Jesus, Please."

Jesus seeing that the man will not leave, he decides to take it up with his father - God.

"God, Hitler wants into Heaven and he won't leave. What should we do?"

"Well, what is he saying my son."

"He says he is tired of hell. And that if we let him into Heaven he will give me the Iron Cross."

"He must be stupid. What would you want with an Iron Cross when you could not even carry a wooden one."

Talk amongst yourselves. Enjoy!