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Hmmm... Condoms and pregnancy tests?

posted September 3, 2008 - 1:26am
Hmmm... Condoms and pregnancy tests?

Long see no post. Its feels like forever since I have posted anything, so here is something that has been rolling around in my mind. Let me know if anyone else feels this way about things.
I go to the pharmacy to pick up some medicine for my wife, thats a whole different post all together.) When I am there I notice something that just really bugged me. The condoms are locked up, cost tons of money and the pregnancy tests are just sitting one the shelf, for anyone to have. Have we really turned into a society that does this. Making the use of condoms so unavailable that we just send the girl in a month or two later to find out the good news. She's gonna be a momma. Brittney Spears little sister made it ok for teen pregnancy and so does the new running mate of McCain's daughter. And here I put this in humor. HAHAHAHA Maybe its because its funny to me that in our society we frown on this and we frown on that but we have the power to stop things in their tracks. Hand out the condoms in school. Teach about safe sex, get a handle on the price of condoms cause I'm telling you, there is a reason I have 4 kids.
I kid, I kid. I love all my boys dearly. Thats right, 4 boys.
But as a good friend of mine once told me. With boys I only have to worry about 1 weenie, with girls you worry about a million of em.
Knowing my luck, now we are going to get that girl we have been dreaming of. Lets just hope, that the men of her generation are resourceful enough to find condoms, so she does not even have to go near the pregnancy test isle!



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have you filled the ones in the dollar stores with water yet

I wouldn't use one from the dollar stop. This is my favorite quality test. I fill the first one with water like you would a water ballon. If the first one leaks what was the point of using the rest. The rest will too. Reverand Conner

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... And the Next Thing You Know, Satanic Rubber-Duckies! lol

I was going to say, "Imagine This: You run a drug-store; more pregnancy-tests = more pregnancy = more taxpayers = lower taxes, more condoms = more guiltless-sex = more-efficient people = more money-made = higher taxes. "Do you want to make higher taxes easier than lower taxes? It may be a bit of a leap to comprehend, but that's the silent endorsement shop-owners would be making with easy to buy condoms!" Then I decided against writing that, but I imagined it HEAVILY. ---Uncle MythMan (http://www.geocities.com/jmythh2k5) & the Xombies Help You with Money, Love, God etc. Use Your Evolved Mind & GET PAID BY SAVING THE DIALOG STARTERS!

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