The Wedding Day approaches and you're terrified even though you're not the bride or groom. In fact, you're the best man and the source of your angst is the best man toast. The best man toast is a seminal moment in any wedding. It's meant to be touching, poignant with a wry bit of humor. Get it right and you'll be lauded for years to come. Get it wrong and you'll be met with silence punctuated by a few snickers. Here's how to create the perfect best man toast.