How I Can Live A Stress Free Life - Humor
posted October 2, 2009 - 1:53pm
I Only Have Two Things to Worry About
This is an old joke that I heard as a child and it has stuck with me over the years. As I was driving along this morning, being grateful for the beautiful sunrise, this silly
story popped into my head. I thought it would be appropriate, considering the postings I’m putting out on living a stress free life. Enjoy.
There are only two things I need to worry about.
- I’ll stay healthy
- I’ll get sick
If I stay healthy I have nothing to worry about and if I get sick I only have two things to worry about…
- I’ll get better
- I’ll get worse
If I get better I don’t have anything to worry about. If I get worse I only have two things to worry about…
- I’ll live
- I’ll die
If I live I have nothing to worry about. If I die I only have two things to worry about…
- I’ll go to heaven
- I’ll go to hell
If I go to heaven I have nothing to worry about. If I go to hell I’ll be so busy catching up with friends and family, I won’t have time to worry.
With Gratitude,
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AJ
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