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How to Keep Cancerian Men Happy - Astrology Secrets Worth Knowing - Astrological Tips and Advice

posted December 7, 2008 - 3:57pm
How to Keep Cancerian Men Happy - Astrology Secrets Worth Knowing - Astrological Tips and Advice

Cancer: June 22nd – July 23rd

Not the easiest thing to do but congratulations, you've pulled a difficult to pull Cancerian man. Now, how are you going to keep this home-lover happy?

What Keeps Cancer Men Happy?

Astrology tells us that Cancer men are happy when they are at home alone. They are not much interested in Sport but prefer gadgets, gismos and technology. They like their state of the art HD Plasmas, Sub Woofers and Jacuzzi bath tubs. They are the late teens of the Zodiac and enjoy being indulged like spoilt teenagers because of this. Usually they like rich women who want a stay at home husband.

Using this Knowledge to Keep Your Cancer Man Happy

The obvious way to keep a Cancer man happy is to give him the domestic set-up he craves. They will appreciate partners who can provide. He wants a wife with independent means and a significant surplus. You will need to understand his addiction to sleek minimalism and his overriding need to possess the latest i-everything. His ambition is for one remote to control it all – lights, music, action, curtains, positions, audio and video entertainment. Help him, fund him and understand him and he’ll be happy

When You Shouldn’t Use the Knowledge to Make Your Cancer Man Happy

Don’t use any of these tactics if your Cancer man is not appreciative. Don’t use any of these tactics if you are uncomfortable with them. Don’t use any of these tactics if your man doesn’t make you happy.



Comments

Indeed, er yes, sorry you lost me, your point is, pardon?

but does this add anything of value to the Astroligical study of the Cancerian Male? I fear not - tis merely what we should expect from the aforementioned - however it does rather confirm the insights, contained in the original (trite but controversial) article at the root of this debate...der!

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AndAnotT2 Has Spoken!@M.M) So Mote It Be: Blissful Cancerianism!

Thus Spake 'Abmoxthustra' (us ... we, whatever) Appreciative the Cancerian is of every beautiful gift in-place. How is he to know the Gift-Giver wants something if she does not ask for it and help make its giving more-possible? Discomfort-with-someone, like comfort-with-someone, takes two. Cancerians ARE Everyone's Cup of Tea, except you have to drink the full cup down a little in the kitchen before you can take the rest out onto the porch (don't want to risk spilling any of it)! "In other words," says the Cancerian, "what do you wish of yourself?" ---Uncle MythMan (http://www.geocities.com/jmythh2k5) & the Xombies Echo the Universe & GET MONEY for Discussing the Wonderful World Above & the Beauty Around Us!

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I accept this verdict

Although I do not agree with everything you tout, on this, most important, issue I accept and call readers' attention to your (no doubt) informed comment. Thank you

AndAnotherThing2 writes COMEDYand is Xomba's first featured HISTORIAN

@AndAnot.2-M.M--Cancerians ARE Everyone's Cup of Tea, except ...

... you have to drink the full cup down a little in the kitchen before you can take the rest out onto the porch (don't want to risk spilling any of it)! ---Uncle MythMan (http://www.geocities.com/jmythh2k5) & the Xombies Echo the Universe & GET MONEY for Discussing the Wonderful World Above & the Beauty Around Us!

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Cancerian men - not everyone's cup of tea

but they usually like a cup themselves - them strange!

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So How's the Cancerian Man to Know What to Do?

Appreciative he is of every beautiful gift given. How is he to know she wants something if she does not ask for it and help make its giving more-possible? Discomfort-with-someone, like comfort-with-someone, takes two. ---Uncle MythMan (http://www.geocities.com/jmythh2k5) & the Xombies Echo the Universe & GET MONEY for Discussing the Wonderful World Above & the Beauty Around Us!

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