Are you tried of never scoring, because someone is much better then you is always in the way?
Do you want to score more points at soccer then Ronaldinho or have the highest every score in one game of basketball? Here are some great ideas that you can use to greatly increase your chance of scoring. (Note: Do not blame me if these ideas do not work for you, but at least one of them should.)

1) Sneak onto a high class team. While this will not make you personally score anymore, you can at least feel better because you are on the winning team.
2) If you want to do better personally, then play against people who are even worse then you. If you play one-on-one with someone who are even worse then you got a much better shot of winning. Also you have someone who you can trash talk to, when you are winning.
3) If the first idea does not work then remove the other team. Yes, removing all the other team will make it much easier for you and your teammates to score more.
4) If the other players on your team are doing better then your, you can remove all other players. If you are the only one in the game, then you should be able to score as much as you want without any problems.
5) Paid someone good that looks like you to score. While this does not make you score any personally, you can still impress people because they will think it is you scoring all those points.
6) If you still can not score or have no money to pay someone, even after previous suggestions, then there really is only one choice for you. You are just going to have to get better, because you much really be bad if none of the other parts of the list helped you score more then before. Then after you get slightly better try one of the previous ideas on the list.

These five ideas are just a start. If you have any more ideas on ways to score more, please feel free to leave a comment.