I love Sarah Silverman
I love Sarah Silverman
I'll be the first admit, Sarah Silverman is crass, tasteless at times, and very often just not funny. But damn, she's as cute as a button. Yes, she relies a little too heavily on potty humor and may be indicative of our civilization's continued slide into the sewage system. She's got great legs, though.
Sure, some of her material is just plain lame, not too well thought out, and her edgier comments can be construed as bigoted and racist. Still, what a beautiful smile!
Did I mention she's got a nice rack? Well she does. Not huge, mind you, but just the right size in my opinion. Really love dark haired women, too -- and redheads. *Fantasizing how Sarah would look as a redhead...yummy*
Now that she and Jimmy Kimmel have spit up, I just might have to send her an email and let her know I worship the very ground upon which that gorgeous body of hers moves. Ever since I saw this hysterical, hot young comedian on Mr. Show over 10 years ago, I've been smitten. We'd make a great match, too. I'm funny, quirky, and way better looking than Jimmy. Sarah was just way too good for that talk show hack.
Dare to dream, I say. Don't worry, I'm not going to turn into an internet stalker -- at least I hope not.
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I think you meant 'nice rack'
Rather then 'nick rack' ;)
Well hun, I hope you get that which fills you with such passion. Sure, it seems like a long shot. After all, she's a celebrity. But, hey, it could happen!
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Whoops
Thanks for pointing out my typo.
You're right it's a long shot, but stranger things have happened. :)
Her show
Her comedy central show is funny.
I like it.
Is it on hulu.com?
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She's hilarious!
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Sweeet, +1 "On a long enough
Sweeet, +1
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Good show
I'm not too familiar with hula.com, so I wouldn't know.
Thanks Chris & asif
Glad you enjoyed it. :)
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Spit up!
Silverman in a goddess. She should've spit up kimmel awhile ago. They should've cast her in Bernie instead of her punkass brother.
That was just plain good fun
That was just plain good fun to read Kjhack. If I didn't know her before, I feel like I would recognize her now if I seen her. Excellent post.
I tried to click on the picture! +10
Heh!
I don't think that's her brother. :)
If you see her...
Put in a good word for me, will ya? But keep your hands off her. :)
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Agreed.
Agreed.
Interesting
It was very interesting to watch this byte rise to the top 10 post list.
Timing is clearly everything.
And comments.
Very interesting.
Writing something that sparks your readers to respond by posting a comment can really boost your reads.
Sparking something that
Sparking something that sparks good character makes for good reading.
Yeah
Yes, sadly, Jonathan Silverman is her brother.
Good Luck!
Go for it! You have to take risks in life :). If it does not work out, we'll be here to pick up the pieces.
Very interesting
Was just a silly thought that popped into my head after I saw a news article about Sarah and Jimmy breaking up. I didn't think it would get so many votes, so I'm pleased. :)
I appreciate that
I may need a shoulder or two after the restraining order goes into effect. :)
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+1 Before I Rehd Another Word!
Sarah Silverman is love, Brotha`. (And you know what song just popped into my head? "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show", from ... *_Saving Silverman_* [I know it's not the exact-same 'Silverman', but the spelling's really close! lol])
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Saving Silverman
I enjoyed that movie, actually. Not a great film, but Jack Black is usually entertaining. And that other guy...can't remember his name right now, but he was good in That Thing You Do.
Saving Silverman
Jack Black, Jason Biggs (Jimbo of American Pie fame), and Steve Zahn. The hardest thing for me to watch was R. Lee Ermey playing the coach after seeing him so bad-arse in Full Metal Jacket.
I definitely feel you about Sarah Silverman. We don't usually watch Comedy Central because our son is too young for the antics of that channel, but I have seen her commercials and interviews with her. She definitely has the hottie quality.
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Ahhh, Jason Biggs
Thanks, I just couldn't remember his name. He's a pretty solid comedic actor.
Can't find anything to confirm the connection
I've checked out a few Sarah Silverman bios, and none mention anything about her even having any brothers. :-S
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yes...
very true i think....
A long way to go
before you cross the line to being a stalker. Anyway, I like her too, so glad you posted about her.
True; but in This World of Lip-Service to God Rather than S--...
... --acrifice, 'spoken obsession' and 'voyeuristic dog-tailing' are nearly indiscernable from each other!
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