I'll be the first admit, Sarah Silverman is crass, tasteless at times, and very often just not funny. But damn, she's as cute as a button. Yes, she relies a little too heavily on potty humor and may be indicative of our civilization's continued slide into the sewage system. She's got great legs, though.

Sure, some of her material is just plain lame, not too well thought out, and her edgier comments can be construed as bigoted and racist. Still, what a beautiful smile!

Did I mention she's got a nice rack? Well she does. Not huge, mind you, but just the right size in my opinion. Really love dark haired women, too -- and redheads. *Fantasizing how Sarah would look as a redhead...yummy*

Now that she and Jimmy Kimmel have spit up, I just might have to send her an email and let her know I worship the very ground upon which that gorgeous body of hers moves. Ever since I saw this hysterical, hot young comedian on Mr. Show over 10 years ago, I've been smitten. We'd make a great match, too. I'm funny, quirky, and way better looking than Jimmy. Sarah was just way too good for that talk show hack.

Dare to dream, I say. Don't worry, I'm not going to turn into an internet stalker -- at least I hope not.

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