Who is Jonathan Relevant? Jonathan Relevant was the protagonist of 1970 novels called, “The Man from Charisma” and “Right On, Relevant” by Ted Mark or Theodore Mark Gottfried.

What is Jonathan Relevant? Every man sees him as a hero...and women as a lustful dream...

In the author’s words “Jonathan Relevant is a deeply religious atheist, an idealistic pragmatist, and a non-violent killer. Jonathan Relevant is in the eye of the beholder. To an NLF Vietnamese, he is a Viet Cong, to an octogenarian, he is a geriatric wonder past his century mark, to a tubercular, he’s a leper in the terminal stages, to a pauper he is bankrupt, to the troubled he’s Job and to the happy he is Euphoria personified.”

Whatever be the situation he’s in, Jonathan Relevant is relevant. That is why I want to be him. Imagine how wonderful it can be. I will be a teacher amongst teachers, a philosopher amongst philosophers, a bully amongst bullies, a saint amongst saints, a Roman in Rome and an American in America. Essentially I will be never out of place. People will own me without bias.

I will be the Mr Right for every woman, the quintessential man for every man, all kids will see me like their parent and all parents will see me as their child. Heavens forbid, if I am ever caught in the no man’s land between two countries, soldiers on both sides will try to save me instead of killing me, come to think of it, they might even go to war over me.

Best part of being Mr Relevant; to Rawnak I will be a wordsmith, to Champagnedreams I will be Roadrunner, to jdubhub, Santa Claus, to mamamia07 the Loch-Ness Monster, Captain Morgan or Albus Dumbledore to pangeacat, Mary Poppins to Mia Northwest .

Rip Van Winkle to Binkdonk, Q to Imorovan, a Teddy Bear to wdzzz, a time traveler to kjhack, Professor Kelp for Free SEO Resources, Huck to wHATUP, Shaun the sheep to Carracer, Darth Vader to Mythman and so on. Isn’t that great? I will be what others want to be and just for that everyone will Love me. What more can one want?

Why only me? Who wouldn’t want to be Jonathan Relevant?