I ~Want~ to Believe ... But I'm Too Imaginary

Uncle MythMan says ...

There is something still "like a child" in me, something which reads this and says 'why not?'

From: aliceamadou
To: mythman
Subject: GoodAfternoon my Dear ,
Date: Fri, 2008-07-18 14:17

GoodAfternoon my Dear ,

I am writing this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks well of you. I will be so glad if you can allow me and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself

I am Miss Alice Amadou 23years old girl and I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you but do consider it as an emmergency,.

My (late) father Dr.Abudikirn amadou ,was the managing Director of Rainbow Gold and Company in Republic of Rwanda and also a politician here in our country.

But he was killed along side with my mother during the longing civil war and all his properties was totally destroyed. However, after their death I managed to escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE (US$6.5m) Six million Five hundred thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father with the Bank of Africa Senegal.

Meanwhile,i am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me transfer the money over to his country and into his possession pending my arrival to meet with him. Furthermore,you can contact the company for confirmation and i will issue a letter of authorisation on your name,that will enable the bank to deal with you on my behalf.

I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your wife and manage the money because I know that your country is well peacfull country where the moneycan be invtested, Please my dear i want you to send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve this email so that i will give you the details and how to go on with the transfer ok,

you can also reach me through this telephone number 00221-2061078 the number belongs to our neibough here, when you call the number you tell the receiver that you want to speak with Miss Alice so that they will sent for me ok.

I will be waiting to hear from you,have a nice day and God bless you, Yours Alice here is my email address (aliceamadou@yahoo.com)

It's that 'something' which imagines this reply:

Dear "Alice,"

No! Nothing pending! Come live with me, personally hand me your "inheritance"; and we'll see what we can do with it.

Why am I not giving you my address? Because in my dreams–where you come from–you already know where to meet me!

(Mwa-ah-ah-ah-arrr)

Kids can be fun sometimes!