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The Identity of the Katie Price Rapist HERE

posted September 16, 2009 - 9:18am
The Identity of the Katie Price Rapist HERE

The identity of the person who raped Katie Price is known by her mother, other members of her family, close friends and Peter Andre. The name of the famous celebrity who raped Katie Price, also known as Jordan and Kordan is…

 
to be revealed bit by bit but only after as much publicity as possible is squeezed like a famously wealthy zit. That the famous celebrity might commit the same offence before Kordan reveals all (the truth not her surgically enhanced bouncy castle boobs) is of no concern to the tacky star…
 
Some people are doing there nut in trying to decide who "he" is - whoever "he" is he's already denied it. 
 
We predict - and we are rarely wrong - that next time Peter Andre does any significant PR it will coincide with a "Pricey" leak and another clue about the alleged rapist's identity.  Perhaps she'll have another heart to heart with Piers Morgan...class!
 
WILMA PROOPS Agony Aunt to the Stars, Peter Andre and Ordinary People WILL REVEAL ALL HERE SOON!
 
  • "I've tried to keep me gob shut but, you know what I mean, basically, at the end of the day, I can't keep a secret to save me life - especially after a sesh on the lash with me mates like" said a drunken Wilma Proops
 
CLUES ALREADY RELEASED
 
1) It was before she met Pete
2) He is a well known celebrity
3) He's done it before
 
AndAnotherThing2 writes COMEDYand is Xomba's first featured HISTORIAN
 
Check out the article linked for more info
 
 

 


Website: http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/2009/09/katie-...


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When Will Reader Numbers Stop?

AndAnotherThing2 - Mon, 2009-21-9 8:18 am

This is a relevant method of gauging interest in the tacky lives and times of similarly tacky celebrities.  I should imagine the article will sustain readership numbers as long as Katie Price/Jordan aka Kordan hypes up interest.  Of course, if she was raped, she has a duty to reveal his name.  She had a duty to keep her family together too but going out on the p*ss was her greater duty.  I really can't stand her - does that show?

AndAnotherThing2 writes COMEDYand is Xomba's first featured HISTORIAN

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AndAnotherThing2 - Sun, 2009-20-9 9:15 am

Should be pleased but I aint. 

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