A first date...

I knew that my first date with this guy (Bob) was all wrong from the start. I went to the hairdressers before my date and had to wait 4 hrs to get my hair done. then I called and ask him if he can come pick me up instead, seeing that it was soo late. I was initially supposed to have taken the bus to his house after I'd done my hair. He was like, well im going to the store to get the salmon to cook for u so call me when you're done.

To make a long story short he was thinking - why cant you take the bus. Sensing that I called him back and told him I dont really feel like taking the bus cause it takes 30 mins and i waited 5 hrs to do my hair. Still then he seemed unpurturbed and obviously did not want to pick me up. So I told him just forget about it cause I wouldnt be riding the bus. I told him in no uncertain terms that the only place Id be going after my hair was done is to the train station, and then I said good bye. he called back over several times and I never picked up untill the forth time he tried. of course now he had changed his mind !!!! His reasoning why couldnt I take the bus if I wanted to see him just as much as he wanted to see me?????

Despite my instincts which screamed this guy is obviously a looser I swallowed my pride and said fine come pick me up then.

"Salmon a la salad (compliments the chef)"

Bob had invited me over after explaining how much of a great chef he was and how much he loved to cook. When I got to his place the salmon was not yet prepared. He fried it in a special homemade sauce and put it on a plate. He then reached into the fridge and put some pachaged chopped salad from a bag next to the salmon with ceasar dressing and that was it!!!! lol I was shocked he had bragged so much and that was all I got.

His living room had been turned into his office where he worked (entrepreneur)so the tv was in his bedroom. we went to the bed and he was all over me hugging me, pulling me toward him and wanting to kiss me (im like hold up, hold the fu*@ up I just met you ! and you getting so lovey dovey with me already what the fu** is that) I told him that is not how i roll and i didnt like that, the jackass was shocked, as if what the hell was i talking about we're two consenting adults, we dont have to be shy!!!!!!!!!!! whatever.

"Dirty dancing"

anywho we were supposed to watch a dvd/movie at is house.. but he first wanted to go to a lounge for a "short while" (it was supposed to have been for a lil while becasue he was sponsoring it with someone else and couldnt leave too soon. Bob had the stomahc the size of a 5 year old pregnant woman which I had overlooked as a minor flaw, but dancing was just a travesty.At the lounge he tried to dance with me and all I could feel is this huge... no, not dick ... belly!!!!!!!!!.... against mine. He was like, why are you squirming. It was semi-dark so my eyes were rolling up inside my head the whole time we were "dancing" I mean belly dancing - gross...... AND my body language was showing it even though I didnt want to.

meanwhile ...Back at the ranch

so we came back to his house @ 2.45a.m where I left my bag. so once again we instinctively head to the living room slash bedroom and he starts to make him self comfortable by taking of his pants. he offers me some shorts to sleep in!!! Im like hold the fu** up !!!! this nigga is trippin'. of course this is in my head, lol ,im like why are u being so presumptious! you just assume that I will spend the night with you!!!!( NIGGA PLS) I said , "well its surley too late to watch a movie. AND I WANT TO GO HOME. NOW, " All the while he's begging me to stay." can't you stay for a lil while at least thirty mins. Im like............ no Im too tired...I just wanna sleep and plus I have to study tomor for my test (a lie, lol) he's like come here just "hold me" "hug me"

what the hell is wrong with him.

anywho I finally get to leave the company of this perfect gentleman who is obviously in a different world from mine, to go home alone.dating has never been more fun!!!!! (not)

moral of the story

always trust your instincts!!!!!!!