I'm sorry, I'm not going to visit the Pope while he's visiting my home town, New York City. I understand he's like 80,000 million years old and that he probably won't be visiting New York again anytime soon. I understand that this will be the only time that I can get a communion wafer from one of the Pope's hundreds of helper-priests. It's just not happening.

I am in good health, non-religious and work all day, so of course I'm not going to see the Pope. For some people, it is very important, if they are very religious or dying or something. But the next time I will be in Yankee's Stadium, it will be to watch a baseball game.

No offense if you are going to see the Pope. This is just a public statement that I WILL NOT be there. No offense to the Pope either, I'm sure he's a great guy.