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Inmate Sues Mike Vick for $63 Billion Dollars and Accuses Him of Buying Missiles

posted August 14, 2007 - 5:22pm
Inmate Sues Mike Vick for $63 Billion Dollars and Accuses Him of Buying Missiles

Mike Vick, a NFL quarterback who is facing charges related to dogfighting, has been hit with a $63 billion dollar lawsuit from a South Carolina inmate, named Jonathan Lee Riches, who claims that Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on Ebay to buy missiles from Iran.

Riches said that Vick stole two white mixed pit bulls from his home in Florida and used them for his dogfights in Virginia. He also said that Vick sold the dogs on Ebay and used the money from that to buy missiles from the Iran government. He said that Vick needed those missiles because he pledged alliance to Al Qaeda earlier this year.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars delivered to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina where he is an inmate due to a wire fraud conviction.



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15 Minutes

Wow, some people don't want to work very hard to earn their 15 minutes of fame anymore. Either that or the inmate was quoted while enjoying a stay in a room with soft walls. _______________________________________________________ "Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it doth prosper, none dare call it treason." -Sir John Harrington, 1561-1612

oh god

that's hilarious....

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