During the time my friend Thomas was dying from Cancer, he and I would make up stuff to laugh about. In America we have this thing about instant gratification in the form of wanting things instantly.

We came up with a new company, the Instant Company. The best thing about the Instant Company was all of their products come in cans. Our first product created was Instant Ants. Instant Ants came in four quantity sizes. No, they were not real ants, they were virtual ants. Virtual ants were better than real ants. Why? Because they would look like real ants but would disappear in three hours.

Instant Ants were great for getting even with the neighbor who kicked your dog, or getting rid of the boyfriend your daughter is seeing and you don't like, or just a party gag. You get the idea? Instant Ants came in can sizes ranging from 50,000 ants to enough ants to cover the entire state of Rhode Island. The Rhode Island size was pretty impressive.

And, being instant in its delivery of the product, our Pop & Throw method worked like no other.. It was actually, “pop, throw, and run." Each can had a compass on it. You could set the direction you wanted the arts to go. And the can did the rest.

After laughing about Instant Ants for a few weeks and thinking about all the things we could do with them, we created the Garden Nuke. The Garden Nuke was every gardener's dream. How to rid your garden of all those pests, and sterilized the ground before planting. The Answer was the Garden Nuke, by the Instant Company.

The Garden Nuke came in four sizes too, with coverage ranging from small to National Forest. Inside the can was a miniature nuclear bomb, but formulated for garden use. The Garden Nuke can had our patented Compass Direction Setter, as used on the Instant Ants' can, and three buttons, Ready, Set, Run.
The can also was clearly labeled with our toll-free-number for Instant-help, and instructions for the perfect deployment so you could begin gardening within three hours.

Our last product was still being developed when Thomas passed away. It was the Body Nuke and was going to be our first product in micro-can form. A nano-can, activated via computer, then swallowed, and its mini explosion would rid the body of all deadly diseases.

Too bad it was just our fantasy, but, someday the reality of ridding diseases instantly will come to be...

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