Disclaimer: Even though the names of the characters in this byte look very familiar, please believe me when i say that they are totally fictitious and any resemblance with either character(which you just might notice) is purely coincidental.

Nick: So Sir, Will you introduce yourself?

Obama: Name is Obama, Barack Obama.

Nick: (thinks, 007)So, You seem to have a connection with the intelligence.

Obama: No, you get me wrong, i am intelligent, but no connection with intelligence, especially that of Bush and Brown.

Nick: So you don't have anything to do with Dairy products?

Obama: I didn't so far, but now i have to live with it.

Nick: So what are you going to do about increase in the milk production.

Obama: Milk? With Gemma and Olga with me, we seem to be safe as far as milk goes.

Nick: Fine, but what about the Islamic threat?

Obama: Did you not notice? Danger is my middle name.

Nick: But your middle name is Hussein!

Obama: Means the same thing.

Nick: You will have to be careful about the jews!

Obama: Oh! That shouldn't be a problem. The jews seem to be happy with me.

Nick: Seem to be?

Obama: Ya! They named their missile system after my first name, or have you not heard of Barak missiles.

Nick: I did! But what about the christians?

Obama: They already voted me in. In any case, if they could live in the bills and the bushes for so long, living in the bar(r)ack(s) should hardly be a problem.

Nick: Sir, What about outsourcing?

Obama: No more outsourcing, as far as I am concerned. If any one wants to outsource, now they will have to go out and source whatever they want to. The American people have had enough sitting inside their homes.

Nick: The homes also seem to be getting difficult now with the foreclosures.

Obama: Lots of American people have this problem. They ought to try out the start and stop technique.

Nick : I said foreclosures. For the housing loans.

Obama: One and the same thing. If one is careful he need not shed his liabilities in distress.

Nick: Oh god! What about the shares and stocks?

Obama: Listen, Bush is going out, he is the one who had livestock and all. I dont care much about stock's, live or otherwise.

Nick: What about the Economy, Mr President?

Obama: That Gore Chap still confusing people about the eco-nomy. I am going to have his globally warm body extincted from this country.

Nick: What is the first thing you are going to do?

Obama: The White house will now be known as the Black House.

Nick: Black House?

Obama: It's high time we got rid of all the racial issues.

Nick: What are your future plans for the country?

Obama: I am going to do what the republicans would have done.

Nick: Wouldn't John have been a better person to do that?

Obama: If McCain, So can I.

Nick: Thank you very much Mr President, Hope you are at peace now?

Obama: You are welcome, but I will be at peace only after I get a Quantum of Solace.

Nick: You mean the Bond......

Obama: The name is Obama, Barack Obama.