Alrighty everybody, welcome to my Xomba page.  I plan on using this site as a backup for some of my old blogs, while shamelessly making upwards of three dollars off of the deal.

Everything that will be here can be filed under the category of "ZachFlavored." nbsp; Don't know what that is?  Well, just check it out!

This is a little story which I wrote many years ago.  It seems like the best way to give you a taste of what I'm about.

Once upon a time there was a wicked witch.  Her name was Barbara Streisand, and her evil plague spread o'er the land. 

One day she was walking through the meadow, and she came across a strange little man.  She thought to herself: "I wonder why this strange little man is in my meadow." 

Suddenly an anvil fell out of the sky, squashed her flat, and mercifully ended the story.  The end.

Got it?  Good.
Enjoy!

Zach