I was on IRC the other day, in an unspecified channel on an unspecifid server, and what horrors did i witness with mine now-scarred eyes.

The horrors were so great, if they were manifested as a talk show host, they would easily outstrip Rosie O'Donnold (or whatever that vile woman's surname is) for the winner of "Least worthy of being in the public eye for anything more noble than a capitor crime in a developing nation of South East Asia".

Mine eyes, whom i pity, were assaulted with oh so wonderful ads, advertisement, and other obtrusive adverts for viagra as I calmy surfed random channels pertaining to Counter Strike, Trivia, and the most common board games of this modern age.

Some wonderfull fellers "chatted it up with me", if your idea of "wonderful" is "ready at little notice to engage in cyber-cloitus". that is not my definition, therefor i must now relable these fellers as "demons of the dark with small phalluses most likely which are also having warts"

but..i entered again the other more recent day, and encountered much of the same.

Twice i have survived the trials of perdition, and twice I have come back (hence me using the word "survived" earlier in this sentence).

I am a true adventurer.

~Nigy