I've Burned My Breasts
I've Burned My Breasts
Very early this morning, around 1 a.m., I decided that I must cook pasta. I don't really know why, but I had the urge. So, I pulled out the ingredients and began boiling water. It was early (or late, depending on how you look at it) so I didn't feel the need to go run and get fully dressed in order to make my food.
When the pasta was done, I grabbed a couple pot holders and went to drain it in the sink, where I had placed a strainer. I guess there was water along the edges of the pot, because it started to slip. On reflex, I pushed my chest forward so that it wouldn't fall. Bad move.
I was wearing only a sports bra and a pair of shorts, so the bottom of the pot I had only just removed from the stove butted up against my breasts. Let me tell you, this doesn't particularly feel pretty.
I managed to finish draining the pasta, and place the pot down on the counter, before reaching into the freezer for an ice pack.
Today, I have a red line across the top of my breasts that's around an inch or so thick, with what looks like a blister barely beginning to form in the center of my chest. Fabulous.
What is the moral of the story? If you want to cook late at night ~ put on a shirt!
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Or possibly pasta is the
Or possibly pasta is the root of all evil?
Sorry about your injury - hope it heals quickly.
It will fade in time
My girlfriend did the same thing.... only she was drunk and it was ramen noodles. Left a 3 inch burn from her nipple to the bottom of her breast. It took several months, but she's ok now. Sorry to hear about your injury!!
Weird?
Is it weird that I am completely turned-on by this story. Woman in sports bra cooking some pasta late at night. MMMMMM, pasta!
That's right up there with *don't fry bacon naked*
There needs to be a minimum amount of clothing when doing anything involving food in the kitchen (unless you and your significant other are acting out your favorite scenes from 9 1/2 Weeks).
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I Like That.
"Pasta is the root of all evil". I think I'm going to have to crochet that on something, or at least write it up on my wall somewhere, with all my other great quotes.
Thank you for the sympathies, but it's really not that bad. Luckily I was pretty quick with moving once I realized the pot touched me. In a week, I don't even think I'll be able to tell anything happened. :D
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At least she had an excuse!
I wish I had been drunk! Then I wouldn't have to feel so stupid! LOL.
Her injury sounds a heck of a lot worse though - OUCH!
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That's not weird.
I get turned on by pasta too. ;)
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I learned that one the hard way too!
Of course I was an "invincible teenager" when I learned it, so...
I agree. In fact, I'm seriously considering putting kitchen rules up, starting with minimum clothing requirements when handling anything hot.
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Sorry
about your injury. Ouch! Moral of the story - Never Cook Anything Naked :) or When naked, don't cook.
Crochet it on a bong cover...
Up at 1AM and just decided to cook Pasta? Maybe you should crochet that on a bong cover!
I'm in agreement with wHATUP..it IS a bit titillating!
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hahaha
Hey ~ I was hungry. And, the pasta was calling to me. I just wish that a shirt had been calling to me as well!
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You'll have some okay dreams tonight ... relaxy, purpleish
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Yeah, Naked cooking isn't as good as it sounds.
Obviously, I speak from experience. ;)
It sounds kind of hot... naked cooking (tonight on the adult channel). But, it is definitely the WRONG kind of hot!
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A little sensitive, but otherwise all right.
The red area's still a bit sensitive, but the blister didn't end up forming, ice made it go away without issue, and the redness is starting to subside. I've had much worse sunburns on my chest, so this is nothin'.
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Naked Cooking I.S Hot to Watch ... as Long as You Don't Taste It
(I was gonna say 'the food,' but 'it' is what fit!)
Naked Cooking serves better-as an acrobatics show than -as a prelude to "dining."
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Xomba Presents... the Naked Cooking Show
Could be a new cable series. Breasts are big on Xomba these days! I've offered my own take on things here...
http://www.xomba.com/do_you_like_boobs_a_lot_xombies_shout_yes
Bad move
You are going to want to treat it regularly with an aloe or lotion that has vitamin E. You may want to see a doctor or a dermatologist.
poor boobies
At least you had your sportsbra on for protection...imagine if you didn't have that...yeeeoooowww!
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Then She Would Need Uncle MythMan's Full Body Lotion!
... and a nice, cool bath ... bath make Wendy Lady all betta` ...
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