Very early this morning, around 1 a.m., I decided that I must cook pasta. I don't really know why, but I had the urge. So, I pulled out the ingredients and began boiling water. It was early (or late, depending on how you look at it) so I didn't feel the need to go run and get fully dressed in order to make my food.

When the pasta was done, I grabbed a couple pot holders and went to drain it in the sink, where I had placed a strainer. I guess there was water along the edges of the pot, because it started to slip. On reflex, I pushed my chest forward so that it wouldn't fall. Bad move.

I was wearing only a sports bra and a pair of shorts, so the bottom of the pot I had only just removed from the stove butted up against my breasts. Let me tell you, this doesn't particularly feel pretty.

I managed to finish draining the pasta, and place the pot down on the counter, before reaching into the freezer for an ice pack.

Today, I have a red line across the top of my breasts that's around an inch or so thick, with what looks like a blister barely beginning to form in the center of my chest. Fabulous.

What is the moral of the story? If you want to cook late at night ~ put on a shirt!

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